Wall Street Journal Names Best Oktoberfest Celebrations In United States

And left the ACTUAL best Oktoberfest in the country off the list.

Now, they didn’t get everything completely wrong. While naming “4 Oktoberfest Beers To Try Now”, what they’re calling, “The Midwest Staple” was the Schell’s Oktoberfest, which is a company based in New Ulm, Minnesota.

But everything else in the article is pure, uncut CAP.

They list a celebration in Cincinnati, one in Denver and another in Minneapolis as the best fests to check out this season.

According to Bring Me The News, Minneapolis’ Oktoberfest celebration at Fulton Brewery has a lot to offer:

“The brewery sets up a bounce house and craft tent for kids, while adults can join the Twin Cities Beer Choir in singalong hymns and sample traditional German lagers from Paulaner and Hacker-Pschorr, plus Fulton’s Oktoberfest lager and alcohol-free hop water.

We all know where the best Oktoberfest celebration is. No matter what any Wall Street Journal article has to say.