REDDIT THREAD REACTS TO BABY NAME THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BODILY FUNCTION

You can’t possibly think that people wouldn’t react this way.

A mother recently took to Reddit to post a picture of her new baby and also revealed the child’s name which has been the object of quite a bit of ridicule. (It IS Reddit after all)

The baby’s name is “Pheart”

Now, there wasn’t an official pronunciation given but it’s pretty easy to assume, just by the spelling, how it’s pronounced. There was speculation as to how it’s meant to be said. Some offered, “Maybe it’s pronounced “FURT” or “Fay-Art” or “Fair-T””. But really, does that make it any better?

I’m thinking that maybe it’s a family name with some historical significance. At this point, you’d have to think so. How could these parents think their child would not have a rough go of it with a name that’s spelled to look like it’s pronounced “fart”? Just one more of life’s mysteries, I guess.