WOMAN ON TIKTOK SHARES 9 RULES FOR HER FUNERAL

Planning your own funeral isn’t something to be excited about. However, some people are planners and feel it’s important to line things up so their loved ones aren’t stuck with making tough decisions. To lighten the subject and share her truth; this woman on TikTok, iamjmist, listed 9 rules for her funeral. I must admit…I like ’em!

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Rule #1: “Rules at my funeral. Number one, you must show a picture of us in order to enter. It can be an old picture, a recent picture, but don’t come to my funeral acting like you knew me for real. I don’t do the fakes in life or death.”

Rule #2: “Number two, I need a light glam. I need a little bit of foundation, lip gloss, maybe some mascara. But even though I am in the casket, I do NOT need to be casket ready.”

Rule #3: “Number three, no hovering over me casket, I understand you’re grieving, but get back.”

Rule #4: “Number four, bring gum for viewing me body. I know I can’t smell no more, but you’re going to respect me in death. And you’re gonna respect my guests.”

Rule #5: “Number five, all speeches under five minutes. Don’t get on the microphone, trying to preach a whole 30-minute sermon. I will have somebody there to call you out.”

Rule #6: “Number six, no black attire is allowed. This is not Doomsday Death Dungeon. Lighten the mood. Wear some color.”

Rule #7: “Number seven, only soul food will be served for the repast. No finger food. And yes, I need a plate to put in my casket.”

Rule #8: “Number eight, an alcohol bar is required. Two drink minimum. Get loose! If you’re looking for less than two drinks, you might as well go home.”

Rule #9: “Number nine, crying is allowed for 20 minutes. Then you will be asked to step out and get it together. Because I don’t need all that sadness in the atmosphere. I know you love me. I probably loved you too. But I’m gone, baby. I’m gone. I’m with you in spirit now.”