Couple Buys Used Couch, Gets More Than They Bargained For
Written by Jesse on February 4, 2022
To say the least. A woman in Ireland was in the market for a couch after her dog destroyed her old one. After a bit of browsing, she found something reasonable. They didn’t anything was up until she lost her remote for the first time.
Her boyfriend dug in the couch and came out with A HANDFUL of fingernail clippings. And from the looks of it, there was some toe nails in the mix because why not make this nightmare scenario worse, right?
Turns out the couple are pretty committed to this couch because they just took a shop vac and cleaned it out. But the part of the story that really go me was that they described the sound of vacuuming the clippings as, “like she was vacuuming up uncooked rice.”
If you need me, I’m going to spend the rest of my weekend trying to think about everything and anything else.
