FORMER NASA ENGINEER DESIGNS GLORIOUS GLITTER BOMB FOR THIEVES!

This guy is kind of my hero… I know, Styles is the one that loves sparkles but I love stickin’ it to someone who is being shady and this definitely falls into that category. An awesome guy who used to be a NASA engineer had an incident with a porch pirate and decided to get even. He spent 6 months creating a bait package that not only explodes glitter everywhere when it’s stolen, but also releases fart spray and records the reaction of the thief! I’ll keep you posted if I find out he’s selling more 😉

~Ballzer